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Superman, Abraham Lincoln & Communications Lead have one thing in common

Are you sitting comfortably? Let me begin an old story anew!

This is what Superman and Lincoln share something in common: Communication

Time: 2004

Plot: A New World Order is on the rise in the far icy regions of Iceland. In their mission, they have to create a common a norm of communication, which might even cost the good works of the statesmen across the world. With their bio-ammunition pointed towards the very native lifelines, along with the morale of mankind, Chris Clark with Jared Chapmann is all set to bring it to the world through their journey.

Trivia: Opening and closing image: Santa’s gift sack containing VALKNUT (a Viking pendant symbolizing death)

Characters

Protagonists: Superman (Chris Kent), Jared Chapmann,  a Danish Communications security chief for JORVIK, a reputed Security Agency, Reykjavík

Antagonists: JORVIK, Santa Claus

Prologue

“All door-ways,

before going forward,

should be looked to;

for difficult it is to know

where foes may sit

within a dwelling”

-        -  An old Norse saying

The scene opens with a Santa’s gift sack abandoned in a stable.

Scene 1 – Storm troopers in Red

Superman wakes up in the middle of a December night.

His gut says something is not right and he walks around the house, only to find a Santa’s helicopter in wrecks. Startled at the sight of a wrecked sleigh with Santa lying injured beneath it, he was battling his logical senses. Mustering up his senses he picks up Santa and tends to him.

Santa recovers a couple days later. In their conversation, Chris gets to know about Santa’s mission to deliver the VALKNUT pendant to DEBEL (Defence Bio-Engineering and Electro-Medical Laboratory) in India.

Intrigued by mission, he asks Santa, “Why does it matter so much to the world?”

Santa replies, “For good riddance, so mankind would live in a world that’s indifferently beautiful!”

Scene 2 – The Blood Eagle

Looking at the tall blue-grey eyed Scandinavian bloke, Chris could perceive something unnatural. When he tries digging Santa some more, Santa says , “I don’t have much time left. I’ve to make sure this one gets into their heads!”

Sensing the danger, he decides not to reveal his true identity. The same night Santa escapes from Chris leaving a note, “Thanks for your kindness. Let’s meet again in a new world!”

Scene 3 – Stooges come back

After Santa has left him, Chris receives an email with the seal of VALKNUT in the place of the signature.

“An old enemy is back to create a new world basking on the corpse of good ol’ memories!”

A strange intuition takes him to the town hall, where he finds references to the Old Norse symbol VALKNUT symbolizing death.  Whilst tracing the IP address of the email, it takes him to JORVIK, Iceland.

One leading to the other, he decodes the hints left by Santa Claus and the email.

Scene 4 – Chamber of Loki

“The world that’s indifferently beautiful!”

“make sure this one gets into their heads”

“corpse of good ol’ memories”

Getting the picture of mass perils, he finds out that the sender is none other than Jared Chapmann, Communications security chief of JORVIK.

Scene 5 – Raid by Northmen

Everything starts falling in place.

An old enemy painted anew!

Learning that the pendant contains a dangerous bio-weapon which is good enough to erase the memories of people, and, the weapon was always at work, since the time of human subjugation since 1940, Chris and Jared sets on a journey to WhiteHouse to warn about the apocalypse.

Finale – Climax: 

Together they fight facing threats, booby traps, and micro-politics of the bio-weapon mafia across their respective footing. Superman with his innate powers, supernatural abilities and memory get in touch with the common people via upcoming scientists.

At one point he fights off the assassins, who tries to kill a homeless man in order to distract the bureau.

He reminds them very much of Lincoln, who reached out to the downtrodden.

The duo brings the hidden documents of Lincoln containing his findings associated with such a conspiracy to light. After a lot of blood and sweat, the VALKNUT is sealed by DEBEL and locked up in his secret chamber.

End of the story

‘Santa’s gift sack with VALKNUT left in a hidden chamber under discretion!’

“Who does the talking?”

Talk like Superman

This is what Superman and Lincoln share something in common: Communication.

How?

Curtain Calls

Superman wanted to save the world; he did it!

-       With physical powers as X-ray vision, superhuman hearing, and flight balanced in perfect blend with morales, he reached the laymen to spread his mission.

-       He didn’t believe in any diplomatic approach unlike Batman, was after law, and diplomats, a complete diplomat in nature.

Lincoln wanted to save the country from subjugation; he did it!

-       A good-natured genius, who believed in the ‘factor’ in him. He knew that he cannot reach the mass unless if he walks next to the downtrodden.

The communication lead is a super-gassy personality as the people mentioned above. They believe in the personal touch, so goes their acts of “human interest”.

An old story begins again…

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Chag pascha same’ach! 5 unusual things we don’t know about Good Friday

“I still have time to be wrecked. Let’s go find the next Easter egg!”

Love could be so unconditional, and that’s when the act of love as quirky as crucifixion happened! To be frank, it sounds too quirky to gander up the 5 unusual things we don’t know about Good Friday.

Some people think past fasting and nailing people to the cross.  Such a charisma cracks on the day of crucifixion.

Do you know that Jesus was crucified on April 3^rd, 33 AD, a Friday?

Mates who’ve got that yoke for gospel wouldn’t be the only one to realize it.

Procurator (Title of governors in Roman administration) Pontius Pilate stepped in and fulfilled the prophecy as said in the gospel. 

Even an atheist would be taken aback by such an unusual fact about Holy Friday.Colin J. Humphrey’s quest for the chronological testimony led to the discovery of oldest Hebrew Calendar dating back to 23-36 A.D.

Atheists would no more call Easter Friday a bang out of order because it has nailed the prophecy. Ha, if someone happens to read his paper, “The Date of Crucifixion”, they’ll go arse over tits to find out the testimony.

“*Also Jesus College, Oxford. * *Also Department of Astrophysics, University of Oxford.
T
he date of the crucifixion has been debated for many years yet there has been no agreement on the year nor the day on which Jesus died. In this review, astronomical calculations are used to reconstruct the first century A.D . Jewish calendar and to date a lunar eclipse which Biblical and other references suggest followed the crucifixion. The evidence strongly points to Friday, 3 April, A.D. 33 as being the date when Christ died.”

(Quote courtesy: www.asa3.org)

They will get to know Bob’s their uncle after they stumble upon the backlink. It’s from the department of Metallurgy, University of Oxford.

Not a national holiday until 2012 in Cuba

Isn’t the thingy full shilling? Hope that Good Friday is going to be sealed and signed a national holiday every year in Cuba henceforth.

Caribbean mates offers to thanks to Pope Benedict XVI since 2012. Pleased by his visit, Castro obliged his request and declared Good Friday as a holiday in Cuba.

Crowned as the first-ever religious holiday in the nation, the day of crucifixion nailed it graced by the pontiff.

A yoke that’s way too unusual for Good Friday!

Catholics, who’re Filipinos are nailed to the cross

Macabre acts are carried out even on the Holy day! Filipinos seem to be absobloodylootely helpless. Primitive zeal has its own way of embracing Christian faith.

Wrecked than the zealots who were nailed to the cross on the day of Good Friday, the Catholic archbishops condemned it as an utter act of gore.

A bloody unusual thingy on the day that leads to life!

I think the words cops on all times, “I’m the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though they die.”

(John 11:25)

They were his wrists and not the hands

An ancient practice as old as 600 years has been pruned well by the time they nailed Jesus to the cross.

Duh, Science claims human body is too frail to stand when nailed into the hands. The very day is unusual, so everything happened the other day is unusual.

Well, A Doctor at Calvary by Pierre Barbet, a French doctor says that they drove the nails into his wrists and not into his hands.

חג פסחא שמח (Chag pascha same’ach)

The very word means blessed Easter in Hebrew!

Greet a Russian, “Great Friday” (if she belongs to Russian Orthodox Church)

You greet a German, “Gottes Freitag” (God’s Friday)

A hen’s teeth an act that rang the bells of the resurrection of Jesus. I was even thinking of going for a bazzer.

Gah, though not as unusual as Jesus bled for his fellas (we), there are quirky things about the heart-warming day quiet past muggles’ eyes.

If you’re heading to do the messages for Easter eggs, you’ll think of unusual thingy about Good Friday!

Cover image courtesy: Zack Cox

Images courtesy: WWW

10 reasons why donkeys hate humans!@ mean ass heffa!

Hardy-har-har, it’s almost 60 million years, still donkeys share a shaky relationship with people Aye, aye, they’re domesticated because Egyptians ordained so. 

<Rest of the clan hailed it, ah I mean it, mankind took them for granted.

In merlin’s name that proved to be an utter disaster over millennia. A donkey is a donkey, even though it’s fondly called, ‘Donnie’ by its owner. It’s a kickass thingy for the person to tame the once-gorgeous beast.

If we find it as a “cat among pixies”, then it’s understood that we’re looked at by them in the same way. Every time, we call donkey , “dumb ass”, we shouldn’t forget that they find us as dumb as a common goblin.

While their classically beautiful mates (horse) started feeling at home and hearth in the company of people, for some unknown reasons donkeys hate being in a human’s company.

It’s in their eggs– “Donkeys hate humans for the very reason of domesticating them!”

Has anyone ever noticed them being still, even at the times they carry burdens bigger enough to choke them? It runs in their blood to be wild and mean. Having a fairy’s heart, they stand the very plight of enslaved.

A jackass bears because he is as stubborn as Dragon mother (Game of Thrones). He makes room to wing a kneazle just because he lets you bask in your own fancy spell the beast has cast upon you.

No true love’s kiss would undo the spell  When tis’ your hour to see behind the curtains, your knickers would’ve been twisted. Aye, aye mate you’d have seen a true jackass thingy!

Not holding to hippogriffs at this point. A noteworthy reason which adds to the 10 reasons for why donkeys hate humans. An age-old Chinese fantasy is in pursuit of donkey meat for millennia. Their taste for donkey delicacies would perhaps have added to them being so mean towards their human encounters!

Note on the scroll: Inns in Italy await the barns in the land. They don’t slay donkeys that slog. Local farmers breed “grub donkeys” or “food donkeys”.

Aww, can we bewilder a starving jackass by fattening it with pomp and splendor? An act of chivalry, aah, that’s not the concern of the burden-bearer. All he needs is the hour of vengeance.

No nomads would be able to please a donkey just by feeding it with juicy apples.

All those wild horsey off springs love to stay wild and mean!!

We’re the miserable old bats in their eyes after all!

(pictures courtesy: www)

                                                          

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Guess how many girls are pictured! Creates Voorpet!

13?

10?

Looked way too unreal for an onlooker, when she posted it a week ago. Tiziana Vergari’s followers took up her brainstorming bet little higher than she had expected

More than 1000 Instagram fanatics triggered repartees even without realizing that they’re doing so. 

Most of them figured out that there are two girls in the picture.

Fans of Justin Bieber would’ve retreated from their iPhones for a while after stumbling upon the photogenic click from the popular Swiss photographer.

“iPhoneography” worked out for the two pretty lassies at the tamed hands of their mom. Tiziana Vergari knew it’s coming.

The picture perfect click has made it too good for iPhone users Henceforth, they wouldn’t make it a bit much for others solely due to one good reason – They’re iPhone users after all!

If you’ve made friends with an ardent iPhone fanatic, then you would’ve had to live with 5 things they do annoying you to glory! 

Every time they hail, “It’s my iPhone!”

Good Lord! iPhones are meant to be in the public eye! Not in their pockets.

You keep receiving “poor you!” sort of looks because you’re bloody downtrodden to be an android user.

You’d have never known that you’d have to bear the brunt because you’ve touched their iPhone with oily hands.

If they call themselves an anti-Justin Bieber fan, then they’re wrong. They click selfies using the rear camera so that you’d get a glimpse of ‘Apple’ Logo.

Absobloodylootely, her iPhoneography blows the selfie snobs off, who happened to hear the shoutout her “can you figure out how many girls are pictured?” Instagram teaser raised

Not just utmost, but her rebus puzzle earned about 14,000 likes.

Phew, probably if you raise a kerfuffle with your mates to figure out the magic of looking glass.

Cheers

Feh! Why so many Indian men cheat? You don’t chunder at their Ws!

“All is fair in love and war!”

Good gracious! All they need is a loophole. Why not?  They want it to be easy peasy. Cheating on their wives takes some more so that they could take their stand.

To one’s surprise, Indian men are found to cheat much more. After all, they box clever!

“I’m the man of the house. So, I could go scot-free!”

Aye, aye, it’s called a heritage hub. However, the very word is bent for its own good. It’s a man’s world, so any Tom, Dick or Harry finds it a child’s play to have an extra-marital affair with more than four women.

Patriarchy basks in the heart of their cultural traits for their own good. Not sure who invented the very expression, but it fits Indian men quite well.

One shouldn’t be taken aback if they find so many Indian men cheating on their wives. After all, he’s the top-notch species of mankind

I wonder how the “man’s world” would be of help when it comes to living a colourful life! Oh vey! Men who have had historic dusk and nightfall until their horsepower is exhausted weren’t able to afford it anymore.

“She’s good, but she’s too sensitive and boring!”

Blech, it doesn’t mean every woman in a relationship is truly dainty.

Indian men are too naïve to find out the source of boredom. Is it the iPhone or the lassie who is meddling with it at the moment?

Pampered on the breasts of their mothers for ages, the little sanity that’s left in them is nipped till the end of their wits.

For scores of known reasons Indian chaps share a bonding with infidelity to eternity.

“I hope she’ll be getting off with somebody else”

People of the new age aren’t so blinkered! Not sure if they really care about treating their women like themselves at all times. Good gracious!

You find an Indian chuffed off to bits at the very sight of his woman legging it with another lad. Nowt to be taken aback!

You don’t have to hold for hippogriffs. Certainly you’ve met one of the entities of Indian manhood, all puffed up about cheating his wife.

If there’s one thing about Indian men of the new age, then it could be nothing else than diddling their own happiness for the sake of standing their grounds.

It’s the tip of the dung heap!

Avan!